$TIRED
$TIRED
$TIRED
Finally, a coin that's as tired of this shit as you are.
“Another rug? I'm tired.”
MCAP
SOON
LIQUIDITY
SOON
24H
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$TIRED chart, coming soon.
THE MANIFESTO
THE MANIFESTO
THE MANIFESTO
trigger warning: truth
We didn't come to Web3 for this.
We came for decentralization.
We got centralization of scams.
We came for financial freedom.
We got financially ruined.
We came for the future.
We got airdrop farming and influencer grifts.
Every cycle the same script:
New chain. New narrative. New rug.
Same tired faces pretending it's different.
The influencers aren't your friends.
The 'doxxed dev' will delete his LinkedIn.
The 'locked liquidity' unlocks at 3am.
The 'community vote' was rigged by 4 wallets.
They said HODL.
We held.
They sold.
We're still holding trauma.
They said WAGMI.
We didn't.
They did.
On our liquidity.
Diamond hands? Nah.
Depleted uranium hands.
Hands that have seen too much.
Hands that typed 'gm' at 6am for 400 days straight.
We're not bullish.
We're not bearish.
We're just... tired.
Tired of the lies.
Tired of the pumps.
Tired of the dumps.
Tired of pretending this is fun.
$TIRED isn't a moon mission.
It's a support group with a ticker symbol.
If you've been rugged, dumped on, shilled to, and gaslit by CT —
welcome home.
We're not going to Mars.
We're going to bed.
But if we do go to Mars,
it's because Earth ran out of rugs to pull.
Stay tired. Stay real. Stay $TIRED.
me watching another '100x gem' thread
my portfolio after 'diamond hands'
influencer posting 'still bullish'
dev wallet after 'community vote'
TOKENOMICS
TOKENOMICS
TOKENOMICS
numbers that won't save you, but at least they're honest
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
$TIRED
“A billion tokens. A billion disappointments. Familiar.”
Buy Tax
5%
on every buy
“5% to keep the lights on. We're tired, not broke.”
Sell Tax
5%
on every sell
“Paper hands pay the toll. We're all tired here.”
Burn Tax
1%
auto-burned on every trade
“Finally burning something that deserves it.”
Liquidity
Locked
probably. we're too tired to rug.
“LP locked. Unlike my therapist's schedule.”
Contract
Renounced
dev gave up control. finally.
“Ownership renounced. We can't rug even if we wanted to. Too tired.”
THE TIRED AGENT
THE TIRED AGENT
THE TIRED AGENT
An on-chain AI that roasts bad projects and auto-generates memes — no treasury, no exploits, just exhaustion.
“Even my AI is tired...”
🔥 Auto-roasts rugs in real-time
🎨 Generates memes from CT drama
🚫 No treasury — nothing to exploit
🤖 On-chain, trustless, exhausted
ROADMAP
ROADMAP
ROADMAP
(we'll probably miss every deadline)
Tired Launch
- ✗Deploy token while half asleep
- ✗Post 'we're so back' (we're not)
- ✗Survive first 24 hours without rugging
- ✗Mascot achieves consciousness, immediately regrets it
Tired of Rugs
- ✗AI Agent roasts every scam on the timeline
- ✗Auto-meme generator for bad projects
- ✗No treasury to exploit — we're tired of that too
- ✗List on every DEX that'll have us
Tired of Earth → Mars
- ✗ETH NFT collection on OpenSea — minted direct, no Discord role required. Snapshot your $TIRED bags: more tokens = free mint, fewer tokens = still cheaper than public. Zero tokens = pay full price and reflect.
- ✗Elon tweets about us (he won't)
- ✗Actually leave Earth (we won't)
- ✗Mars colony for people tired of rugs
- ✗Final phase: eternal nap in space
JOIN THE TIRED ARMY
JOIN THE TIRED ARMY
JOIN THE TIRED ARMY
misery loves company
“We're all tired here. Welcome.”
CONTRACT ADDRESS
not deployed yet. touch grass or touch refresh. your call.
“Token isn't even deployed yet and it's already changing my life. My therapist disagrees but CT doesn't.”
“Lost my car, house, and wife to Ansem. $TIRED is the first coin that might actually help. Might.”
“Aped before deployment. No chart, no CA, no liquidity — just vibes and emotional damage. 10/10.”
“Ansem hasn't tweeted about us yet. That's either bearish or we're so early it hurts. I'm too tired to tell.”
“Followed 12 KOLs into the ground this month. First project honest enough to say the contract is TBA.”
“My wife's boyfriend said wait for deployment. I refreshed the site 400 times. We're so back. We're not back.”